Federal Correctional Institute Phoenix
Phone Call Transcript (Line #1)
Inmate #738249
“You are receiving a call from an inmate at an Arizona federal correctional institute. All calls are closely monitored and may be recorded. To accept this call please press 1”
Line #1: Ms. Sara ?
Inmate #738249: Hi Nova, I—
Line #1: Hi! Daddy is still asleep. I heard his phone—
Inmate #738249: I was actually trying to reach you. Happy Birthday--
Line #1: Oh, yeah I got your card! Do they sell those in—I’m talking to Ms. Sara—No! I’m not asking her that, weirdo. No! Oh my god, shut up! I’m still on the phone. Oh my god go away. Sorry, Ms. Sara that was Holland. What ? Oh, Holland said hi.
Inmate #738249: Are you doing something special today ?
Line #1: We’re having a sleepover. Yesterday, Dad took Brixton—you know my friend Brixton from school ? Right, so he, Holland and I went to the Sugar Factory and they gave me a free sundae and all the waiters danced and like sung for me. And oh, god, Dad started dancing with the bartender, you know he gets. Anyway then we went to the pool at the Mandalay Bay. Did you ever go there ? It’s huge and they have this big waterslide. We did it like eight times.
“You are receiving a call from an inmate at an Arizona federal correctional institute. All calls are closely monitored and may be recorded. To accept this call please press 1”
Line #1: What was that ? Weird. Oh, anyway there’s this waterfall thing that has a bar and they made us drinks without alcohol and they were really pretty and then we came home and Holland and Brix slept over—oh, but this is the crazy part. Okay, so, Dad didn’t go in the pool, he was just in the bar but then he went inside and he won $200! We were supposed to visit Luce today but Dad said we could go to the outlets and vintage store in Paradise to buy outfits for the concert instead—wait did you know that Dad got us Ariana Grande tickets ?
Inmate #738249: No
Line #1: I’m so excited. It’s later tonight and it’s not nosebleed seats like the Harry Styles concert and um, we’re going to make a sign that says I’m turning 13 because she might see it and put me on the big screen but right now we’re using the paint to try to paint my room, or at least I’m painting until Dad wakes—what ? Oh, Brix says hi too. Do you remember him ?
Inmate #738249: I do.
Line #1: She said yes. She did too say that! Who the
fuck else do I bring to my house—nooo, don’t! You are not opening my glitter, don’t, oh my god it’s
going to be everywhere! Shut up, I’m on the phone. Oh, Ms. Sara ? Ms. Sara, can we please go to the diner ?
We want cheese fries and Dad won’t get up--he is not hungover! Oh my god. Sorry. Holland is being stupid. Ms. Sara ? Are you still there ? Can we walk to the diner, Ms. Sara ? Please ? We don't want cereal
Inmate #738249: I don’t think I can give you permission from here.
Line #1: But Holland and Brix have cell phones and the owner knows me because Luce and I used to go all the time for dinner when Dad was at work. Please ? We're all thirteen and oh, wait I think Dad is up. Hold on I'm going into his room, I'm walking, I'm walking-- DADDY, MS. SARA IS ON THE PHONE! Dad, why is there a Hot Pocket on your phone charger--oh, gross he’s throwing up, holy shit! hold on, I’ll call you right back—
Inmate #738249: You can’t call back--
“Your call with an inmate at an Arizona federal correctional
institute has ended. All calls are closely monitored and may be recorded.”